My gender is horrific ugly beast with teeth and claws and spines that can't speak and lives in the forest
She was their queen, and Gods help anyone who dared to disrespect their queen. . . . . . .
First fanart in a loooong time, for my fav webcomic Tiger Tiger by @pepurika !! To celebrate me finally getting a copy despite amazon telling me to fuck off several times...
Go read it here (it's an order): https://www.tigertigercomic.com/
OH WOW OH WOWWW
Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network
Ok
Bad cooking shows bring me LIFE
The idea of crawfish in a mortar and pestle is so uniquely awful
Vital context: before most of the challenges in this show, the judges walk the contestants through how to make the dish in question, step by step. So this isn't sheer ignorance - they're told exactly what to do... And then go and put the sweet potato in the toaster and mash the crawfish in a mortar and pestle anyway.
(Worst one I've seen was the guy who kept licking his hands after handling raw meat (and then continuing to handle the food!) despite repeatedly being told to stop)
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
ok! ♥️
Fuckin iowa jesus christ. And fucking republicans in general
Please notice that the wording they use has shifted from "marriage between one man and one woman" to "marriage between one male and one female". This is not a coincidence. GCs and terfs have no excuse to not see the blood on their hands.






