Sapphi-Artsy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sylveoncare
marauders4evr

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

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It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

galwaygremlin

wdym you can hear it?

superpaperclip

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id

YO what the FUXK

burntcopper

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

lasrina

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

macleod

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

torifloop
mioxenoblade

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

dancing-jestress

Unless it's a slur! No one needs to see that.

mioxenoblade

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

sunbummonkey

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don't just apply to the disabled... children don't need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

mioxenoblade

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

melonsap

Here's how it works when subtitles are done properly:

Audio: Let's BEEP go!
Subtitle: Let's (censor tone) go!

Audio: Let's fucking go!
Subtitle: Let's fucking go!

Removing swears and slurs from the subtitles without removing it from the audio is implying that deaf/HoH people need babying, unlike their hearing friends and family sitting right next to them. Which is frustrating.

The point of subtitles is to give the same experience to everyone watching, regardless of ability—not to be a more palatable version of what's being said.

thedepressionoftrees
biotechwitch

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freddieandersen

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

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liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE