Sapphi-Artsy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thedepressionoftrees
spaceshipsandpurpledrank

Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network

saywann

Ok

legitimatelala

Bad cooking shows bring me LIFE

nell043

The idea of crawfish in a mortar and pestle is so uniquely awful

lydiardbell

Vital context: before most of the challenges in this show, the judges walk the contestants through how to make the dish in question, step by step. So this isn't sheer ignorance - they're told exactly what to do... And then go and put the sweet potato in the toaster and mash the crawfish in a mortar and pestle anyway.

(Worst one I've seen was the guy who kept licking his hands after handling raw meat (and then continuing to handle the food!) despite repeatedly being told to stop)

thedepressionoftrees
dylanolinski

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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larrysbellybutton

ITS BACK

larrystylinson-stuff

lord 

pale-unic0rn

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

dylanolinski

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

thebestofmen

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

i-say-ok

ok! ♥️

neil-gaiman
youngalientype

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There's a reason the state starts by going after the people you refuse to respect

danepopfrippery

Fuckin iowa jesus christ. And fucking republicans in general

antiterfbutch

Please notice that the wording they use has shifted from "marriage between one man and one woman" to "marriage between one male and one female". This is not a coincidence. GCs and terfs have no excuse to not see the blood on their hands.